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SOMETHING JUST CAME ACROSS MY DESK JOHN

Wolf of Wall Street
It's the best thing I've seen in the last six months. It's a cutting-edge tech firm out of the Midwest... awaiting patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors...
GET ME IN ON THIS DEAL!